Sunday, April 25, 2010

Quick Entry: Bad Timing

1:31PM; 1 hour late for a soccer match, parked adjacent to a curb. Busting.

1:33PM; staring at the meter and realising I do not have any coins. Still Busting. Call a number to pay via credit.

1:43PM; operator informs me that their system is malfunctioning. I start to unbuckle my belt to relieve the pressure on my bladder. Contemplating peeing behind a tree, but notions of criminal law begins flooding my head and I ultimately decide against it.

1:44PM; after pacing around, discovering, to my glee, that I have three dollars in my ashtray.

1:46PM; paid for parking ticket. A wave of relief - until my true dilemma hits me: I do not know where the nearest toilet is.

1:50PM; find a girl walking into the uni and screaming: "HEY! Do you know where the nearest toilet is?"

1:55PM; standing inside a library. Girl directs me to the toilet. I earnestly thank her.

2:00PM; "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

2:01PM; realising that the girl was absolutely gorgeous and all I could think about was my bursting bladder. Fuck me.




6 comments:

  1. i thought the AHHHHHHHHHHH part would take more than a minute man! ahahaha

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  2. psht. like we agreed sunny. catch 22. if it wasnt for ur bursting bladder..u wouldve walked right past her

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  3. ...why didn't you go to the toilet first then come back and pay for parking???
    chances of you getting booked in that time are quite slim!

    and what are the criminal implications of peeing at a tree?
    do shed your knowledge to those who don't do law :D

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  4. Well actually it's cos I'm stupid see. LOL. I kept thinking I'll get booked (given my run of bad luck).

    Oh and I think peeing in public would constitute some form of 'obscene exposure'... the maximum sentence is six months imprisonment, but I'm sure as a summary offence it won't go that far lol

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  5. Hahahahaha! Omgoodness gg Sunny.
    Well at least your AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH didn't happen while you were talking to her :P

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