The F2 Project

As a wanker, I feel that I do not have to justify my musings. That is not to say of course, that my posts are lacking thoughtful judgement or tact, but rather I deem it unnecessary to please those with opinions contrary to my own. Be that as it may, I note that it is quite unjust to generalise people in regards to superficiality and so to please the masses, I have co-devised (See http://travelten.blogspot.com) a social experiment to prove that my rants do in fact hold some water.*

The F2 Project

Hypothesis: Aesthetics are pivotal in successfully approaching the opposite sex when one has the intention of expressing one's affections.

Method:

1. Observe success rates of current condition.

2. Improve:

a) Physique

b) Fashion sense

c) Grooming (skin condition, hair etc.)

3. Observe success rates of altered condition.

4. Compare results.

Control: (these pictures are approximately two years old)

Next entry: The results

*Please note: I know by writing this I'm being hypocritical, but it is for the sake of humour and to help a friend. It is meant to be ironic. Don't worry, I haven't succumbed to the dark side. I hope you guys know me well enough to comprehend the message I am trying to convey. The hypothesis will be proven incorrect. Also, the rest of the play is coming for those of you that have been requesting it. The agenda for the next act is a bit sensitive and personal, so I'm thinking of clever ways to make it conceited.